imagine though!! dean at one point sees a vibrator with a bigger grip on it and he’s sort of staring (it’s a sex shop, Winchester!! man up, sex is your //thing//) and cas sees him staring at it and says all helpful and polite, “i especially like the grip on this one. it makes it easy to use on your partner in certain- eh, slippery situations.” and dean dies a little inside
It would be so interesting knowing Rapunzel’s and Eugene’s point of view of the story during Frozen.
Especially since they’ve witnessed Elsa’s reveal.
Especially since there’s a blizzard during summer.
Especially since they’re stuck and can’t go home.
I have a mighty need of Eugene’s sarcastic thoughts about the whole matter.
"This is the story of how I froze to death."
Dean hearing a bump on his roof and going outside to find a naked man in the snow.
The man says he’s an angel and that he fell from the sky. His name, he says, is Castiel and he fell for Dean, because he saw that his soul was lonely.
Dean doesn’t believe him but he doesn’t think Castiel can sit outside in the snow either, so he gets Castiel inside, finds him some clothes and makes him coffee.
Castiel ends up staying for the rest of his life.